hoc opus, hic labor est
lift with your knees, atlas,
the heavens are a burden
but in the starlit ink of constellations
you have written: endure.

moroccanatay:

how can people be so rude and don’t feel bad afterwards… When I don’t say thank you or don’t smile back I’ll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks

goodzillo:

tebya:

Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick

Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken

protectwoc:

shmoobeardraws:

so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

this is so fucking funny

misteryada:

sahania:

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Oh hey where’d this fucking SNIPER ROUND COME FROM

murdershegoat:
“IT’S WHAT SHE DESERVES.
”

murdershegoat:

IT’S WHAT SHE DESERVES.

pottersandplanters:
“killer combos
”

amez-santiago:

Andy Samberg’s John Mulaney impression (x)

ghostzzy:

reminder to myself about the process of drafting & revising:

  • first drafts are for making it exist
  • second drafts are for making it functional
  • third drafts are for making it effective
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